As I have previously mentioned, the stigma of being 40 years old and never married is quite bad. I hear that the whole process can take months or even years. On the other hand, if I find an American woman I fancy, I could marry her at a classy downtown Las Vegas wedding chapel in about two hours. l already have enough social anxiety without worrying about my wife saying something ridiculous in public at any moment.The stigma of being 40 and suddenly married to a 22 year old Southeast Asian woman could be worse. I’m afraid that if I married a Cambodian woman, I could turn into an obnoxious husband who is constantly “shushing” my wife because I’m afraid that she may suddenly ask the waitress whether potatoes come from the ocean. Imagine that I take my Cambodian wife to a nice dinner party in America.
Others might guess that I got my dark skinned Asian wife from the Philippines. Only desperate losers marry women from the Philippines. They are slow-witted, annoying, directionally-challenged imbeciles. We all know the theory about the Cambodian gene pool being weakened by Pol Pot killing all the smart people. And then, just as dessert is served, she takes the opportunity during a lull in the conversation to stick her right index finger about two inches up her nostril for no apparent reason. I might initially be fairly happy with a beautiful young Cambodian wife, even if I knew that part of the reason why she married me was for financial security. I’m OK with her not loving me in the “Western sense.” But over the years, I think feelings of resentment would eat away at me.Their wives are not going to want to befriend my 22 year old, smoking hot Cambodian wife.It would probably be difficult for a young Cambodian woman to get a driver’s license in the USA right away.She would absolutely hate me for it, even if she had agreed to a strict “no baby” clause in our pre-nuptial contract scribbled in lipstick on a hostess bar napkin. In June this year we celebrate our third wedding anniversary.Really, a white guy marrying a Cambodian woman and decreeing “but I’ll never give you a half-white baby” is like Julia Child marrying a fat man and declaring “but I’ll never cook for you.” I just couldn’t do that. We remarried within 10 days of our arrival here as Australian rules do not accept Cambodian weddings for legal purposes.